Thursday, June 12, 2008

Jonny's Crash


About a month ago Jonny, my husband, got in a bike crash (road bike with pedals, not a motor cycle). Some of my family wanted to see pictures of the cuts and bruises and for you that do not know the story here it is.
Jonny was in a road race going up east canyon about 30 miles and then another 30 miles back. Usually I go and support him at his races but I was taking my dad to the air port so was unable to attend. He was in a big group of at least 40 people. He was on the right side of the group toward the front. Doing very well and they were on their way back, almost done. The man in front of Jonny all the sudden went down in front of him. All Jonny could remember was seeing him go down in front of him and trying to hit his brakes. The next thing he remembers is waking up on the ground with people all around him saying not to move the ambulance will be here soon. They get there and Jonny tells them, hey I don't have health insurance (yea I know it sucks), the paramedic says don't worry we are taking care of you. Then they put him in the back of the ambulance. He refuses an IV, thankfully because that probably would have cost another $400, they get him to the hospital and do a Cat Scan, MRI, and Xrays. Then he waits.
Me on the other hand am having a lovely time with my dad, step mom, and brother driving them around SLC and showing them the sites. All of the sudden I get a phone call. I normally don't answer numbers I don't know, just in case it's someone from my church wanting me to do a talk or something, but something says pick up the phone. When I do there's a women on the phone telling me, "your husband is coherent now and asking that you come to the hospital". Thats all they can tell me, they wont tell me if he's ok, what happened and if he's got any problems. So I drop the fam off and floor it up to the hospital. When I get there this really old, I mean really old man, escorts me to where he is. I wanted to ask him to just point, but then I felt bad. We finally get to where jonny is and he's sitting up trying to get out of the board they've got him strapped to with a neck brace on. He said he'd told the nurse several times that he'd needed to pee. They told him he couldn't move until the results were in on his head. So my husband got himself out and snuck down the hallway and went pee. It was pretty funny to watch him shuffle his way down the hallway, looking back and forth with a neck brace on for nurses.
After waiting forever we got the ok to go and he was ok. We found out by a friend that the guy that fell in front of him hit a water bottle and couldn't do anything, then fell and broke his femur bone, then Jonny runs over him, hits his head, then some other guy runs into the old guy too. Apparently 9 people crashed. Hopefully all of them had insurance because our bill is around $4000. Well at least Jonny's ok.

Air Mail it to you

So that same funny guy math teacher who I'm beginning to not really like, tried a joke on me in front of the whole class today. I was running late, around 10 mins, I snuck in the back of the class thinking I was good and sat down. The teacher was writing on the board, PEMDAS, and asked if anyone knew what it meant. We all sat there for a minute not saying anything, I'm in a class with all foreigners, and I quietly said, "Please excuse my dear aunt Sally". He said, "I think I heard the answer can you say it a little louder?" So I did and he said, "that's correct, now do you know what this stands for?" I told him parenthacies, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, and subtraction. He said, "right and did you have a chance to sign the roll yet?" I told him I had just gotten there and he brought it to me. Threw it at me a said, "here I'll deliver it air mail to you". It fell on the ground and I felt the anger coming out of me, I felt like I was back in high school and was about to cuss out this teacher. Then I remembered I went to the LDS Business College and could be kicked out for something like that. It took everything I had not to yell at him, but I still had to say something didn't I. Of course I did, he did it in front of the whole class. It wouldn't be right of me not to. So in my most smart ass voice I said, "Thanks so much teacher that was really a big help, I appreciated it" and stared at him. Needless to say everyone stared at me and then the teacher and that was my morning. Good times, good times at the LDS Business college. Hopefully this year I wont get in trouble with the honor code again.

5-2=3

So I started school for the summer on Tuesday. So far not to bad if I wasn't in a math class for 2nd and 3rd graders. My teacher, keep in mind this class starts at 7:40am, tries to crack jokes and get everyone excited about adding 87 and 16. I think I'm the only one answering any of these stupid question. On Tuesday our teacher said a few jokes and even did one in an English accent. Don't ask me what the jokes were because I can't remember, I wasn't laughing, although he did do one that I will not forget. I noticed when he first handed the syllabus to me that his hands were different. His left hand has a thumb, no pointer finger, a middle finger, 1/2 a ring finger and a pinkie. The right I think has them all but 2 of the are in 1/2. So he makes a joke to get people saying something in his class, he asked, "whats 5-2", and he holds up his left hand showing what he has left, a thumb, middle finger and a pinkie and says, "3". That was the only thing that got the whole class laughing. I guess when he was 14 he was mixing sulfur and sugar in science class and it blew up his hands. At least he laughs about it now.